Autumn Christian (@teachrobotslove) 's Twitter Profile
Autumn Christian

@teachrobotslove

Author of Girl Like A Bomb and The Crooked God Machine. / Writes the Teach Robots Love newsletter / Repped by Inkwell Management

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39,39K Tweet

10,10K Followers

1,1K Following

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Same but it's funny to me because I've never unfollowed anyone for being poly. I only unfollow people for being ugly. It's just a lot of the time it's the same thing.

Autumn Christian (@teachrobotslove) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wish I didn't love men but I do. There's just something irresistible about their constant anger under tension, their hideous faces, the way they smell like cigarettes and blood on fire. They're just constantly walking around like sentient bombs of violence and lust, trying not

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I love when people try to psychoanalyze one of my shitposts and declare with haughty confidence all of the myriad of issues I must have without once looking at my profile and seeing that I've written five novels. Maybe, just maybe, I made it all up.

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Why does this kind of bait work every single time? Like, I *know* it's bait and yet I still have the near irresistible urge to post a picture of myself half-naked for my own humiliation and enjoyment.

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As long as you view fitness as an enemy to be overcome you're going to remain spiritually fat. So many people eat a healthy meal and work out like they feel they're "giving up" something, and then congratulate themselves on their ability to suffer. They think they need to be in a

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Autumn Christian Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves, because if they are laughing at you it's almost certainly out of malice. I dont take myself seriously because my flaws are apparent and numerous, and laughter is a gentle reminders I can be better. To quote a wiseman:

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Autumn Christian Yeah they're both the sweetest and most vicious creatures, childlike and ancient, angry and calm, cruel and loving. Magnificent to witness and love indeed.

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I could probably write a book on this but the "secret" is basically you have to decide that being happy is a priority. That you're going to do it no matger what. That mindset is your strategy. Then you can try different tactics and see which ones fail and succeed and switch them

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I hit 11,000 followers. I didn't think I could go any higher than 5,000 (Doctor's orders, the police was involved, psych ward, etc. It was a whole thing) and yet I'm still here.