it’s 1am so nobody will see this webcam selfie I took

yeah it was a lot easier to go to work on no sleep back when I was addicted to monster energy drinks. i’m ready to pass out

can’t believe i went out last night and didn’t have anyone come up to me and ask to make out. maybe i need to be more forward

i don’t need a monster i don’t i don’t need a monster i am fine without it

curling up like a cat on my wife’s bed while she plays hades 2

sry i’m too sleepy to post anything funy u cannhave this instead

why am i sad this is so silly

nothing like uncontrollably vomiting on and off for days. really helps pick you up when you aren't feeling sexy

my birthday is soon and yes, i'm aware that 29 is not actually that old but it feels very nice that with every passing year more people see me as a motherly figure

hey lois, look what i got

wow this blew up, anyways everybody this is my wife she’s mine grrr grr bark rurururuurhurhhu grgrrr snarl bark

she is so fucking cute i can’t fucking deal

it is important to let your boyfriend kiss your friends and also play in the leafs !!

she loves to take pictures of me while i’m sleeping

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - Somewhere in Puppydog City a t-girl is peeing in her pants for fun... Across the harbor, a dykey boy thing waits on a curb, sporting around its neck - a dog collar it got from a real pet store... And you are here... In the center of it all...

pov: the palest girl you've ever seen rediscovers she has a webcam

[Halo3] #204 The Storm (14)

linking up with your local trans/nb group for drinks at the bar WILL heal you btw

i’m sorry but i need someone to yap about card games to. can i teach someone to play yugioh pretty please i’ll recreate this image if you let me