is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire's doorstep

THIS WILL BE CLOSE! Justin Thomas has 4 fairways to go he’s at 5 he can only hit 2 more! 🙈 #THEOPEN #PrizePicks #fanduel

That’s 21/24 picks right since I started this. Let’s look at today with the parlay going 4/4 and my bonus picks going 1/2 Rory, JT, Clarke, and Hovland hit in the parlay. ✅✅✅✅ Bonus picks with Phil ✅ but a miss on Sergio. We move to the WNBA All-Star game. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

things that give me anxiety 1. everything

Crush: I'm looking for someone who is adventurous Me: vine.co/v/iEpKBWtnPHK

*The Office comes on* friend 1: please no not this again friend 2: quick turn it off me:

*checks bank account*

I'm crying this is too precious 😭😍 pic.x.com/gbjewMKvXz

this is the cutest most romantic thing I've ever seen pic.x.com/0vabjojlzT

I SWEAR IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY PLEASE WATCH THIS I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I STARTED CRYING x.com/onherperiod/st…

a moment of silence for everything i have to do but am not doing

when you're completely losing ur shit and someone asks if you're okay

This made my day pic.x.com/JqW0d9jBfu

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. my bad.

WE DONT DESERVE DOGS x.com/FVKME/status/8…

Do u ever stalk urself on insta after someone follows u just to see what they see

"Are u okay?" "Are you stressed?" "Have you slept at all?" Me:

spa time x.com/BabyAnimalPics…

RT if this was you as a child

a moment of silence for everything i have to do but am not doing