is the paris hilton version of my album “I Slive in Patterns”

doing nyt connections before the gig ❤️

maybe i’m wrong, but i feel like if i covered one last breath by creed it would be good

i have long accepted that my main role on this earth is to be the last person who is still keeping up with Big Brother

when you go to hell you actually just have to listen to the kissing noises in love is blind season 6 for all of eternity

God the men you put on this Earth to go to war are placing women’s art on an axis of “earned” and “unearned” suffering and expression

literally how am i supposed to stay motivated to succeed in music if i know that there is absolutely no possibility that there will ever be a glee cast version of anything i write

why is goodreads like that

never forget the iconic story told in 2 playlists

the general public could track my period very easily by simply figuring out the secret code of me posting a different fiona apple song on my instagram story every time i PMS

it’s a knife when u sprain your ankle at the vampire weekend show :(

there is something so sinister about the dress market these days

there are too many people with adhd. i should be the only one.

my dog just barked and farted at the same time. there is no way he isn’t my biological son.

you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way

joke’s on daylight savings, i lose hours all the time simply by Zoning Out

thank you Exclaim! and my deepest apologies to Lewis but in all fairness you truly are so strange and unsettling sometimes