I get scared when things go well for me

When she's starting to act right but you already found her replacement.

dating market so bad rn that being single feels like freedom and prosperity 😂😂😂😂

The yearning on her face, if a woman ever looks at me like that I’d marry her

I wouldn't let me go.

Martin Lawrence is a menace. He said “he don’t look suspicious to me” 🤣🤣 they don’t make movies like this anymore

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

What Sauce Walka Did To “Hard Knock Life” Was Surgical 🔥⛽️

peter’s spider senses going off and sensing goblin in no way home

Outdoor nature smoke sessions hit differently I wish I could describe it but you just need to experience it...

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Niggas used to use Sears & JC Penney as the front door to the mall.

Ima address everything that rubs me wrong. Idc.

Gymming with hate in your heart>>>>

nobody talks about the angry stage of healing. the rage you feel when you realize how much and how long you were taken advantage of. the absolute disgust you feel towards those people that mislead you. it comes in waves, sometimes you’ll feel healed and then it suddenly hits you

I do whatever my bitch tell me to

your bloodline waited centuries for a mf like you to wake up

Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash really convinced people to use their own cars, run up the mileage, pay for gas and maintenance… while the company takes a big cut. Your car takes all the wear and tear and they not even liable for it. that’s one of the greatest pimp finesses ever.

That mansion was used for everything from videos to a dirt bike track in the back yard

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter.