u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons

Spongebob me boi I’m geekin

My bro Book pullin up to the game in a Buick grand national - Suns in 6

Floyd accidentally knocked him out and held him up to keep the show going lol

That 1 Weird Manager that "Cuts Corners" 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.

People were a lot tougher a few generations ago

This might be the most accurate fucking tweet I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your job is mandating the shot, don’t worry. Here are some places you can work that currently don’t. 1. The White House 2. The CDC 3. The FDA 4. Moderna 5. Pfizer 6. The WHO 7. Johnson & Johnson

Julian Assange speaking in 2011: "The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war" #Afghanistan

Gotta hand it to the FDA for getting the long-term safety data years ahead of when it's going to be collected.

BREAKING: US Special Forces veterans coordinating their own privately-funded operations to go into Afghanistan and evacuate their allies

I think this was easily one of the most chaotic videos of the decade

We are buying $22M worth of Russian oil today while sending $350M in U.S. military aid to Ukraine. The Biden Administration is funding both sides of this war.

Chris Rock After The Oscars!

Nyckoles Harbor, a 5 star defensive end recruit who is a high school junior, ran a 10.32 100M dash this weekend. He’s 6-5, 235 pounds and can FLY 😳 (🎥: RunnerSpace)

The crew who officiated the Tennessee game on Saturday was the same as the one in Alabama's regular season loss in 2021 to Texas A&M and, more importantly, the one in the 2020 Arkansas @ Auburn game where they handed the game to Auburn and were subsequently suspended.

SpaceX engineers are trying to deliver Starlink terminals & supplies to devastated areas in North Carolina right now and @FEMA is both failing to help AND won’t let others help. This is unconscionable!! They just took this video a few hours ago, where you can see the level of

You are the media now