Lots of people??

Drag yourself, Gabey baby.

More complicated than a blanket.

You /insisted/ upon a Snuggie.

My Valentine’s Day gift was giving you a day off from drooling all over me. You’re welcome.

BRB gonna go hook up with that tattoo chick.

Good for you. No one asked.

I can catch my own dinner, thanks.

Nothing? Why, /did/ you do something?

thank u, next

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Just need extra time with the master. *cracks knuckles*

Excuse me?? I am not a super villain??

I mean, I am devastatingly sexy in leather, but I’m not a villain.

Classy, Eleanor.

Tagged by —𝓢𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮. Do you have this kink? 1. YES. 2. Yes. 3. Y E S (to the first) 4. Y E S S S 5. Yes. 6. Yes? 7. Yes. 8. YES. 9. HELL yes. 10. Yesss. 11. Eh. 12. No. 13. YESSS 14. Yes. 15. A resounding YES. Drop an emoji and I’ll send you the questions. (cw: sex)

Did I come back here just for that? You betcha.

B A A A B E.