Female cucumbers taste nicer than male cucumbers, heard it here first

Social media is painful for my diet 🥴

4lbs down and a surprise puppy, this week has been a good one 🥺🥰

Celebratory curry ruining my diet but so happy I got the job 🙌🏼

Living the same day over and over again, I’m boredddddd of life

Where the fuck can I buy work clothes from 😭everywhere just seems to have leggings and bloody joggers 🤦🏼‍♀️

Notttt ready for these early mornings 😭

Jake looking to see if Liberty has nice feet: #loveisland

Faye has definitely never been swerved by a guy, I see that has defo dented her ego 😭 #loveisland

Brad: “I haven’t had sex since 2019” Every woman in the UK: #LoveIsland

Faye’s gunna be gutted when she finds out he still lives with his nan #LoveIsland No hate she’s my fav

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Jake watching Kaz’s toes get sucked like #loveisland

Im becoming so mature it’s actually boring

Hahahahahaa nah I can’t cope

There’s just something about eating out on your own despite the weird looks 😭😭

I received my first council tax bill today. I cannot lie, I’m ready to move back to my mums. What is this???

Imagine seeing your dad, fella, son or brother defending Mason Greenwood on the timeline. Absolute danger yourself if you are.

Arnt really allegations when you can hear the voicemail are they 🤯

DAY MADE 😱 Prawn Cocktail Wotsits are making a come back this month!!!🤤🔥