Every good movie should start with Sweet Child O’ Mine and end with Happy by Pharrell Williams

They should have called this movie One Scene After Another because that’s what it is at the end of the day

Every ending is ambiguous if you’re stupid enough

(Eating a pee and poop burger) You’re just too stupid to enjoy things that make you uncomfortable because you are a snowflake

“Wow I didn’t expect myself to agree with Nick Fuentes today 😂” yeah see that’s exactly the reaction he’s farming from dummies like you who can’t resist ironically handing it to Hitler

No you don’t understand. This is about ethics in film criticism

Gamers are rising up

Hey man how’s my breath

Cat Jam youtu.be/G_dHbWB9Ayg

I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin riot [plays one note and breaks the string] [rest of the solo is silence]

Thanked the bus driver and he looked at me like this

Harry: Chris Pratt Ron: Jack Black Hermione: Zendaya Dumbledore: Dwayne Johnson Voldemort: Kevin Hart

“Fandoms quickly die without new content.” Okay meanwhile the Kevin Smith jorts fandom continues to flourish with just two photos of Kevin Smith’s huge jorts in 18 years

Oh, so it’s “gamify everything” until I want to open up a speculative market on Erika Kirk’s ovulation cycle. 2026 = 1984

*Sees a blue bird* Cool how every bird just blue now

Lowkey I live better than Jeff Bezos, he don't get as high as me and relax like me

Old guys standing around watching the construction of Roko’s Basilisk: You boys need some help? I got a toolbox in my trunk if you need it 😂

Why didn't all the problems in the world get fixed while I was asleep? You guys were supposed to do that for me

"If only you knew how bad things really are..." and when asked to explain I tell them to google donald trump