You know it was a wild Saturday night when: your head and your butt are sore in equal measure. Ow.

@Aussie__Troy Enjoy them! Haha :)

Happy Thursday everyone! Woop, woop! God, I'm horny. lol

@GoalMN Why, thank you sweetheart x

You know you look terrifying first thing in the morning when you open the door and the Jehovah's Witnesses can't run away fast enough. Haha.

@GoalMN Bahahahahahahahahaa that made my night. For some inexplicable reason. LOL

So, random question. Is there a market for ex cam whores' used sexy toys? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

@WJH077 Not exactly retired. More like on an extended hiatus. My 'other' career requires all my attention at the moment. :)

@GoalMN I saw this and I thought of you...

@GoalMN B0lt_ ™ Naws you guuuyyyyssss <3 Just goes to show how smegging OLD I am!

@GoalMN LOL yes I LOVED that! I had to think of you when I saw it as well x

Hey everyone; I'm still alive. Just wanted to say happy new year!

@GoalMN Oi! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

@GoalMN Hehe maaaayyyybe...

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Feeling so sorry for Ireland right now #EURO2016

On the bright side......................... ............................ No, we have nothing. #England

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@GoalMN Oh Goalie, I'm so sorry to hear that. :(