she my heaven on earth, my h.o.e.

if she says “i’m just a girl” then she was sent to ruin your life

mfs will literally say anything but tell you happy birthday 😭

Today is halloween, but just remember she’s only giving her body away, but atleast you still got her heart and mind king

when you see your girl’s halloween fit and she going out but all you can do is sit there and trust her

nggas be 25 talking about triple N november

mfs will get on the internet to tell the internet that they don’t fw with internet

nggas are facing backlash for liking other women now

someone really got their christmas tree and lights up right now

mfs see a ngga tryna hustle and not rob people and still gets clowned on

"you probably got all these hoes" god forbid a man has a big heart

me when a baddie say she down to link

It’s one of those things where you know it’s so ass that you don’t even listen to the rest

The type of shots I start taking when I already know she wants me:

how i feel whenever i get a compliment from a baddie

instead of texting “on my way” i’m just gonna start sending this

me wondering what the hype was after losing my last $20

"Are u listening" Me zoned out:

Mfs hit ONE parlay and start moving like this

“you’re the first guy i ever brought home” her dog: