ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴄʟɪɴᴛ ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ

You expected for it to be sharp, I hope.

The very normal drive of curiosity, perhaps?

The most normal thing in the world, I assure you.

Oh—yeah, absolutely. [With a little flourish she moves it to place the sword in her two hands horizontally.] Just, y’know. Careful.

brit.⠀ and this should go without saying, but if any of y'all voted trump? unfollow. block me. this isn't the place for you. byeeee

Independent office is the way. Few things beat being your own boss.

Fair, really. Having to do paperwork and all that crap on my own really does cut into the time for fieldwork. Worst part of the job.

Much as I just want to make case files the size of post-its…y’know, it’s a portfolio. Can’t attract clients if they don’t know how well I get shit done.

I mean, word of mouth gets the foot in the door. Actual proof of success opens wallets. Both can work together. But I’ll probably figure out a way to report success easier than having to write up everything.

Well, gotta keep yourself occupied and all that. Besides, they usually get stuck hard in your head.

The hills are alive, but she’s pretty sure that guy’s dead. Still with the sound of music, though.

Surely there’s more audience member out there!

But hey, listeners are listeners.

Some poor schmuck might get the auditory sensation of a flashbang if I had the mic, but what the hell. I’ll bite.

…a lot, really. Usually just whatever the other person picks. Probably horribly.