Broke Route 2 FI @megaeth_labs Depends on who the users are. If user 1 hits a ton of our qualitative metrics and user 2 has no idea who mega is: 1. $100k 2. $0k

SNEAK PEEK AND PREP FOR THE MEGA AUCTION in the spirit of informative week, let me walk you through the auction mechanism of the @megaeth_labs public sale [thread]

so who’s gonna lend me $186,282 now? flufftardio.

🚨 MegaETH ALLOCATION OVERVIEW: 3,745 users got $2650 (73.1% of total) 338 snagged $2.6-5k 216 got $5-10k 257 $10-25k 381 $25-50k tiny 91 & 85 for $50-100k & $100-250k 78.8% UNLOCKED (4,029), 21.2% LOCKED (1,084) 73% got crumbs 0.2% got life-changing $MEGA is elite-only

GM🌅 sun’s up, coffee’s brewed, and you’re still scrolling twitter reading this tweet instead of stacking paper 😭 get up, legend, today’s your day — or at least the day you finally unfollow those 47 crypto channels promising 100x overnight gn to everyone who already rugged

just rugged the blue check mark 💎🩵 bro i didn’t even mint anything, just woke up and elon airdropped me verified status 😭 now i’m flexing this shit harder than my 0.001 ETH nft from 2021 ratio + blue check = instant 1000 aura milady.

Yo imma 18 yo milady holder grindin uni what’s the SINGLE best piece of advice u got for me right now? (no cap, need that alpha)

🚨 ALPHA: Almanak AI DeFi is LIVE! Community’s farming hard – vaults, 5x boosts, Strategy Builder out. FARM YT-alUSD on Pendle NOW: 18%+ APY, 5x points, TGE mid-Dec (1pt ≈ 1 token, no lock). SUPER CHEAP entry. Whales loading. Don’t miss.

18yo degen + proud Fluffle holder and I’m ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SENDY on MegaETH right now 🔥 Frontier Mainnet Beta drops in early December. ONE MONTH of pure, uncut, real-time Ethereum. No more waiting 12 seconds like it’s 2021. We’re talking sub-10ms block times, 100k+ TPS,

18yo Fluffle degen LOSING MY FUCKING MIND RN 🚨 MegaETH just dropped the Pre-Deposit Bridge: USDC → USDm, $250M cap, Nov 25th. Early depositors get front-row seats + priority for the Rewards Campaign = WE GET PAID TO BE EARLY 😭🔥 This isn’t bridging. This is printing money

when you feel like you’re alone — keep your hands busy actions heal better than people GM

18yo Fluffle degen STILL HYPED AF ON MegaETH EVEN IF I GOT NO $MEGA ALLO 🚨😤 Settlement dropped—refunds incoming, sybils nuked (fair AF), but the REAL alpha? EVERY PUBLIC SALE REGISTRANT (YEAH, EVEN US NO-ALLO PLEBS) GETS ACCESS TO THE $USDM PRE-DEPOSIT BRIDGE NEXT TUESDAY!

Bro ( Monad) raised $431M just to give the public 7.5% while he and his 2 homies split the other 92.5% like it’s pizza night 💀 This isn’t a token launch, it’s a hostage situation with extra steps. At least the Milady/Fluffle bagholders who survived the nuclear winter can

I am ready to miladypoast through 2-3 years of financial agony

Just copped the Ray-Ban Meta Meta 😮‍💨🔥 Officially walking around like a 2030 NPC: 4K POV, hands-free, studio sound, zero effort. Who else in CT is about to start dumping raw first-person degeneracy 24/7? Raise your hand if you’re in 🤚🎥 Also — Gucci Mane hitting Moscow soon.

Just bridged 20k $MON from Monad → Ethereum in 10.29 seconds flat 😭 That’s literally free internet money I farmed at 18yo now turned into real dollars I can spend at McDonald’s tomorrow. 20 nuggets, large fries, McFlurry, and I still got change for a Lambo down payment.

anyone has contract pre deposit ????? MegaETH

18yo Fluffle degen STILL BULLISH AF ON MegaETH DESPITE THE PRE-DEPOSIT HICCUP 😭 Yeah it was a sloppy fuck up, expectations off, but WE GET FULL REFUNDS + I straight up earned on my USDC stack cuz ETH price dumped LMFAO (dodged that bullet hard) Thread says depositors won’t be

LOSING MY SHIT OVER MegaETH’s Frontier flex 🚀😭 Dune dashboards DAY 1 for real-time ecosystem tracking? Growthepie live TPS + app deploys? Builders inbound NEXT WEEK, infra already cooking? This ain’t hype—it’s the fastest chain alive about to eat ETH’s lunch. Bags heavier

YO Almanak THANKS FOR THIS PATTERN