Leos are the most.

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

If you only care about a baby being born, and not the quality of that baby’s life (or their mother’s life), you are pro-birth, not pro-life. Quality of life matters. Trust that women know their own body and circumstances better than you do.

i don’t have a dishwasher so i have every right to be pissed off all the time

Everyone getting Omarion, I guess that’s how it’s Post to be

“HOW. HOW IS ROCCO GOING TO EAT THAT COOKIE, ZOE. TELL ELMO. ROCCO DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH. ROCCO IS JUST A ROCK. ROCCO. IS NOT. ALIVE.” rocco

Zillow should have comments. They should lean into the fact that they are primarily a content platform. I'm not there to buy a house, I'm there to audibly laugh at the 1200 square foot gray box that someone thinks they can sell for $415,000. This is how we drive down prices.

I dare a single Canadian to complain about their lack of freedom for being offered a life-saving vaccine at no cost, when 40 million Ukrainians are under the deadly weight of tyranny.

Alright! Just wrapped! Finally back in town and headed straight out to the movies!… anything I need to see?

You can never ban abortion, you can only ban safe abortions. Read that again.

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

Supreme Court my ass

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

Martha. May. Whovier.

I wasn’t invited to the Barbie premiere any honestly they don’t know what they’re missing.

I'm a rich lady looking for love but only finding shoes