That 1 time when Kim Kardashian gave me food because she thought I was homeless but I was really just there to meet Kanye

Seeing your girls tits for the 100th time

Bully is the first album since Donda that makes me want to listen to it on repeat and not instinctfully switch back to Ye’s older music

Letting go of the idea of how it was supposed to be is the first step towards all the good things meant for you.

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

as quatro versões do Majin boo

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

Hell Offset might owe me some money now that I think about it

My honest reaction to seeing that first Malik Willis practice throw

her breastfeeding tiddies

YG dress like Clarissa from “Clarissa Explains It All”

THIS GUY GOT TIRED OF MANAGING AI AGENTS THROUGH TERMINALS AND DASHBOARDS SO HE BUILT THEM AN RPG WORLD 5 agents and each one has a pixel character, a station, and they actually walk around the space when enough unresolved issues pile up, the agents walk to a meeting point and

Frank Ocean liked Lawrence Johnson’s reel defending Ye 👀 "The people that are banning him and trying to cancel him are currently rooting on a genocide and also trying to root on a second genocide in Iran and Lebanon." "The fact that you tried to cancel him only makes him

ngl i could use a venom symbiote right about now

“The secret to life is so simple. You don’t have a lot of envy, you don’t have a lot of resentment, you stay cheerful despite your troubles. All these are simple rules.” “And I was 7 years old when I figured this out.” - Charlie Munger. 2019

Having negative people in your life is associated with accelerated biological aging. Cut out toxic people.

In general, always make people believe they are smarter and more sophisticated than you are. They will keep you around because you make them feel better about themselves, and the longer you are around, the more opportunities you will have to deceive them.

ngz gave up the iPod just to be controlled by apples tactics

Stefon Diggs listening to Mike Vrabel coach him up on managing side chicks