I don't want this nation to heal. I want justified hatred to reach such a boiling point that anyone who has ever identified as a Trump voter becomes a social pariah. Shunned. Mocked. Their emotional vulnerabilities and life difficulties exploited for my entertainment.

Lean into your hatred of Trump voters. Never miss an opportunity to make their life worse (so long as it is within the bounds of the law). Gain their trust and then demolish their spirit. I promise that it feels good.

Once the parasites are purged from office, the $400 million luxury jet from Qatar must be seized for the public good. And by the public good, I mean turned into a flying women's health clinic that performs free abortions for women who live in brain dead Bible banging red states.

Morning, my dear heathens. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Madness shall now fully ensue. Regularly scheduled fuckery resumes when I get home from work. A whole lot of MAGA dipshits that need a good verbal disembowelment.

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER. The Supreme Court just smacked Trump's ass and called him "Sally." Ya know, I reluctantly have to give some credit to Amy Coney Barrett. Sure, she's a fetus obsessed Jesus witch. But, she sure as shit bit the ballbag of Trump's lawyer clean off. Chomp.

This is America, goddammit. James Comey, just like any other American, has the right to post whatever combination of numbers he wants. It doesn't matter if it's ambiguously scary enough to make you piss your prayer panties. Thus why he wasn't charged with shit. Little bitches.

There is nothing cornier and more cringe than UFC fighters making big long speeches dedicated to Jesus. You just got done beating the brains out of someone for money. You're a walking concussion destined for Parkinson's Disease by 50. Shut the fuck up about "God."

No easy way to say this. Biden has aggressive prostate cancer. MAGA will cheer, but history will still remember Biden as the last legitimate American president before the Trump Crime Family bled the nation dry and left it in chaos and economic desolation.

A friendly fucking reminder that Trump and Musk's decimation of FEMA has already resulted in needless deaths. Countless more to come over the summer as hurricane season heats up and the federal government has crippled its ability to respond. Murder. Pure murder and malice.

Jake Tapper is such a sleazy, slithering little shit goblin. I swear on the love of all things fuck, I'm gonna do everything I can to exploit his terminal decline for profit if he ever gets diagnosed with cancer. Fuck that overpaid pompous prick and his shitty ghost written book.

Trump damn near stroked out and turned the reddest shade of orange I've ever seen. Shaming an NBC reporter as a bad journalist for asking basic questions. Meanwhile, Large Marge's dead-behind-the-eye boyfriend drools all over himself and belligerently badgers foreign dignitaries.

So fucking depraved. So fucking twisted. Brave Afghans who served alongside American troops are now on the chopping block for deportation. If they get returned to Afghanistan, the Taliban WILL murder them. I guess that's American gratitude for ya. Supernaturally grotesque.

It physically hurts to write this. I'm allergic to saying kind things about Jesus witches. But, Amy Coney Barrett is the reason Oklahoma didn't just annihilate the separation of church & state. Her recusal the deciding factor. Right wing integrity is rare. Gotta respect it.

BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Josh Stein just released this clip hammering Donald Trump for not approving North Carolina’s FEMA request following Hurricane Helene. This is the courage and strength we need right now.

"It's okay if you keep it public" is such supernaturally stupid logic. Just because Trump doesn't have enough respect for the law to hide his corruption doesn't make it any less illegal. Like pissing in a crowded street & saying "What's wrong, officer? I'm being transparent!"

It's hard to fathom the brain breaking levels of cognizant dissonance required to maintain the MAGA mental paradigm. Just fucking imagine Biden launching a $DarkBrandon coin and raking in HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS from Chinese and Arab "investors." I fundamentally hate these dipshits.