When I say I'm built different, this is what I mean 🔥

Megami predicting Mhi’ya’s split?!?! OH SHE ATE THAT #DragRace

Happy 30th Anniversary to my favorite John Waters film, Serial Mom!!!!

"Buckle up, Scotty!" -Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom (1994)

No no.... It's cool. Totally wanted to hate DJ from Roseanne. Ughhhhh..... Not my lil tunnel of terror bb 😫

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.

My Retire Aunt: Hostas are very resilient plants, but I can't have em in my yard because the deer eat them.... Bitches.

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Ummm.... I was not aware this audiobook was going to be read by Jeremy Irons when I borrowed it. Don't mind me, I'm just melting over here. I now identify as a puddle.

Do people use the word "comeuppance" anymore, or just put professors?

Movie time!!!!! I hope this brings me blood, puns, dancing, a jump scare, and fun music!

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I am out of control with all of these free ebooks for Stuff Your Kindle Day!!!! romancebooklovers.com

If I was a bird, I would shit on everything. New car? Poop! Screaming drunk person? Poop! Person complaining about the line at an ATM on a Friday at lunch? Double poop! And don't get me started on the Bible Belt states!!!! Alllll the poop! I'm gonna need back up!

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Sounds about right

There is a bug on my windshield and I feel like I should be seeing it's undercarriage. This feels dirty.

Dark romance novels about vampires are just age gap love stories for goths. ❤️🦇❤️

Just trying to help a friend out. Any amount helps! I just donated to help save a family home that's been in their family for generations. Every bit helps! If you can, please consider contributing or sharing. It really matters. gofund.me/77c97b80