You may be old but, are you this old

because it is perfect

oh no a free public pool this must be COMMUNISM?

Something you'll never read in @Semafor or other elite outlets, but is true: The most newsworthy thing in new media is not some billionaires funding Twitter trolls' new hot take Substack. The most amazing thing is that these JOURNALISM outlets have been built from SCRATCH:

What are we even doing here folks?

are you wearing th— the ducks, newburyport promotional tote bag that came with the review copy in 2019? yeah, i am

They're almost all gone. Only 22 left. If you catch one reading, you know what to do...

i lowkey couldn’t care less about the performative whatever meme. i’m bringing my 1200-page hardcover 2666 on the subway, i’m reading it standing up while I wear my The Point baseball cap, my Paris Review bermuda shorts, my Fitzcarraldo tote bag,

The next Dem president should deploy the National Guard to red states to teach them to read.

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope