This has to be the funniest car accident ever

Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal

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Everything is fine.

Looking real bad for markets

Uber repostings Tuesday before markets open Keep an eye for that

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So no one told the Asians they were gonna have break dancing in the Olympics?!?? No one would win gold 😂

Watching your crypto future shorts ride to the fucking mood 😅🥲😂😂😂😂😂

All of us come September 17-18 or when fed starts cutting rates

Bro this got me dyinggg😭😭😭😭

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It's nice seeing some faces I haven't seen in a decade

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Being happy around miserable people isn’t a crime — but don’t expect applause. Misery doesn’t clap for joy; it flinches from it.

When the world turns cold, the iron never lies. Hit the gym, lift your demons, and come back stronger.

Some people clock in like employees and act like CEOs. Working for Uber Eats doesn’t mean you own McDonald’s. Know the difference between freedom and ownership.