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PatrickEffingJohnson

@superopie

Husband Father Twitch Streamer Instructor at Morehead State University Writer 100% Dead Inside

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I really thought remembering the vaccine I was getting was going to mean I’d get to meet up with all the other people that got the same shot. I guess I’ll drink all this myself.

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Today I had a lot of time in my office to sit and do something productive and instead I've just wasted time and I'm not too happy about it.

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Sometime I mess up my kids names on purpose to create a worry that either I don’t love them or I’m getting dementia. #justdadthings

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Today a person informed me that they wash their face with honey, and I, a person that would rather cut of his hands than to be sticky internally panicked and almost blurted “Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset.”

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You ever just want to know what ever happened to that kid that really liked his trapper keeper? It’s me. I look at ‘leather folios’ and think ‘what a sick adult trapper keeper’

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I stepped on the elevator and saw casting call for the play Antigone. I said “Anti-gone? Isn’t that just here?” No one said anything and I wished nothing more than the elevator to plummet.

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Man, these people I live around almost get sexually excited when something goes awry and they can say the phrase "See? This is the end of the world."

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I swear raising a teen in extra curricular activities is like living in my car while being struck with anxiety of someone who just had complete memory loss.