The Incubus ↳ 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 ‘𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒆’ 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘜𝘱 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸/𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮 (𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺). RT?

Pokes the reader with his makeshift candy cane shank. He made it himself.

Raises a brow.

"Just thinking of ways to reinforce this candy cane.. if it breaks so easily it just won't do.."

"Not necessarily- that's what the taffy pullers are for."

"Powdered sugar!" He beams. "Would you like some? It's extra potent."

Those myths about soda and my pop rocks are true 🥰

Sharpening the candy cane saw blade.

// Bet nobody expected a killer Wonka 🤣🤣 You're welcome. You're double welcome because Bo Burnham is the fc.

// I SUMMONED KAT

Mixing his vat of hot sour candy. He woke up late.

/ hi Viora

He's baack

Watching the reader in disappointment

(SPUTTERS) I'VE NEVER HURT CHILDREN IN MY LIFE..

WHAT THE- I'VE NEVER EATEN A CHILD

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING. TOO BAD THIS IS A CHOCOLATE FACTORY

NO. WHAT IM SAYING IS WHY DONT YOU SHOW ME SOME PROOF.. YOU.... MAN..WITH... WEIRDLY SOFT HAIR.

And where's your proof of that?

You're a bad nut.