OH INJECT ITTTTTT

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

Whole time nigga be from Norfolk 😂

Welcome to Dallas, Azzi Fudd! ⭐️

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"One thing love is not, is unsure." - Maya Angelou

being in a state of melancholy is so weird bc how do I explain that I can laugh and giggle all day but I feel this persistent wave of sadness that lingers through me all the time

enjoy your time with me because i like to disappeár

when I have a husband he will let me be evil and tell me how beautiful I am allllll the time

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

Colon cancer gonna do its big one if yall don't smarten tf up and stop eating like unsupervised 8 year olds.

my boobs r so big because they’re full of love and loyalty

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

#mytype

being friends with women like this is fucking exhausting

if u say nigga n u not a nigga imma say yo slur right after u

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