Pulled a muscle in my leg playing foot-golf. Fucking foot-golf. I'm formally announcing my retirement from all sports.

My young lad found an old iPod of mine and is leaning hard into old QOTSA albums I have on it. Is their set from Glastonbury on the telly tonight?

Stuck behind trucks with a prick right up my hole on the motorway today so as soon as I could get past the trucks I put the foot down. Just before the speed van. Play the waiting game now to see if I get a lovely letter.

I can confirm I'm still shit at golf.

The heat!

There are people who don’t like football. Just imagine that for a second

This goalkeeper is currently available as a free agent. Might be worth a shot Manchester United?

Love hearing Kevin Doyle's honesty talking about man utds defense and goalie tonight. Straight shooting

I can 100% confirm that I'm too old for staying up all night drinking. Counting down the minutes til the Chinese opens

Exciting News for #Wexford! We're reigniting the Wexford Tech Meetup. Join us on December 5th at the Scurri offices for an evening of insightful tech talks & networking. See you there & don't forget to RSVP for 🍕!! Help spread the word and RT 🙏 meetup.com/wexford-tech-m…

🚀 A bit of news 🚀 I recently got involved in re-igniting a Wexford Tech Meetup with Alan Moran and Gary Meehan. The first meetup, kindly sponsored by Scurri, will be held on Tuesday 05th December at Scurri HQ. There will be 2 speakers on the night, Gary Meehan and Scurri's

Black Friday is very handy for unsubscribing from emails.

Happy birthday mp Another year older. Another year doing your best not to get wiser 😜 have a good one lad

Only taken me 40 years but think I've cracked new year's eve. Few pints in the evening, collect the Chinese on the walk home and with any luck will be asleep in the armchair by about half eight

Sitting in a barbers and there's teenagers each side of me watching tiktoks with the sound on.

What is this weird dating programme on Gogglebox? It's a car crash. I think I might be into it

A sore head from the wedding last night but I was up early (a bit later than planned) for this morning’s stream. Still on the way to the 6k goal before the end of the season! 🎙️ Is there any chance the #FPLCommunity can help me get there before the season ends? 🙏❤️

Watched the creator tonight with the young lad. Best sci-fi film I've watched in ages. Glorious from start to finish

Anyone in Ireland still managing and maintaining Expression Engine CMS sites? Have an old client site that needs updating and new plugins and I'm not in a position to be able to take it on.

And now the reality sets in that we are gonna finish trophyless and 16th in the league… Awful.