Has Kate been at the Photoshop again…?

Just went into my garden and screamed FUCK very loudly

Ever think you’re going over the top talking to your dog like they’re a human… Well, I just told Solly to ‘stop being a stereotype’ because he was barking at a cat…

THERE’S NO FOOTBALL TIL FRIDAY

Say what you want about Laura Kuenssberg, but she must be fucking knackered right now.

No Dan Cortese though…

No Such Thing as a Fish and Johnny Knoxville is the cross-over I didn’t know I needed, or expect.

Everyone in Britain that owns a bucket hat just had an involuntary orgasm

I have just worked out that I’ve been asked to give some kinda speech at four weddings and a funeral…

Gone Fishing and Match of the Day 2 are always a perfect way to end a Sunday.

He’s wearing a wireless microphone…

Bathroom’s got a leak, so the plumber came round to check. Turned the water off until he can fix it tomorrow. I have two toilet flushes left until tomorrow morning. This could get very interesting…

This is one of the greatest summaries of a game that’s still in play I’ve ever seen:

Rangers are so shite it’s painful.

What a weekend with the Angelic Footboys. 🥰

Has anyone ever seen Rory Stewart and Eddie Redmayne in the same room…?

Holy hell, this brought back memories…

The world needs another podcast like Blood on The Tracks with colin murray