Jake said recently, "I think I might want to look into M.I.T. It might be fun to go there."

Boys have a shared 2 do lst. Same things but with difs noted: "Use acne scrub-Robbie only Clean glasses-Jake only Be awesome-Jake only"

Why is Michelle Obama called the first lady? Shouldn't she be the 45th lady?

Jake while opening birthday presents: "This is like Christmas, but just for me!"

Jake (while wearing my hat): Dad, you know how kids walk in their father's shoes? Well I'm walking in my father's hat!

Kacey Musgraves is singing a REALLY country song...they have cactuses on stage with her!

Trying to quote Princess Bride, Jake said "INCONSPICUOUS!!!"

Dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool. If that's the case, doesn't he need his flip flops?

"Mom, when I have kids they'll probably be playing Super Mario 600 on a WiiU 300!"

"Mom, did you like the timeline project of your life I did for school? That is why you should buy me the new Nintendo 3DS!"

Robbie asked my dad at the Maryland game today, "Where's Tostito?"

Jake posted this on instagram!

Mom and dad are heading out of town and I said, "Don't worry, we won't let the party go too long!"

Robbie: Dad, you haven't posted anything on Jake's Twitter in a while! Jake (yelling from the other room): That's cuz I'm not funny anymore!

Jake's Instagram post yesterday...

Jake said he has "thyme" on his hands!

Dad, when I grow up I'm going 2 buy a house n paint it white n call it The White House. All will have to call me Mr President, even my kids!

This was Robbie, not Jake, but he said, "I think democrats have big mouths."

Jake, aft eatin a Sheetz burger w/ bacon, moz stix AND pepperoni, "I dont understand why more places dont offer pepperoni as an option!"

Jake, listening to the Alexa singing Christmas Carols, "I don't like it when she sings." Merry Christmas!