The Washington Capitals are going to the 2018 Finals! RT this post for a chance to win two tickets and attend pre-game warmups on 6/4. #ALLCAPS Rules: bit.ly/2Lspl2u

stupidest assholes ranked: 1.) person who stands up as soon as the plane pulls up to the terminal 2.) person who drives 10 under in the left lane 3.) me 4.) person who claps after a movie

Guys this is amazing 1. Hold your breath 2. Don't do a backflip 3. You just did a backflip didn't you ;) Psychology is so interesting I think I'm gonna become a psychopath when I grow up

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is....

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Cool intro, bro. 😲 #wtf #thatsvegasforyou #ALLCAPS

Caps have five shots on goal and scored twice. On Marc-Andre Fleury.

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Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house Me now:

The celebration continues, we’ll be giving away another 20 FREE PIZZAS in honor of the Washington Capitals making it back to the finals for the first time in 20 years!! Just RT and Follow for your chance to win one! #CAPS50🍕 #ALLCAPS  Drawing will occur at 5pm on Monday, 5/28/18.

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