State of the traffic this morning.

Not enough praise is given to cheese on toast. Whoever melted the first cheese, they should replace Colston.

.Dave Masterman. Ref, weddings and baywatch. Circa 2012.

Stocking up on lanyards and notebooks. Events are back.

Day 3. No one needs day 3.

Remember when we were in the EU and had none of this shit?

All4 and Chromecast is such a ballache of a combo. Ah yes, ads for the 5th time, tidy.

Like I was going to buy from anyone else :-) Ash Young

But when will the snipping tool actually move?

I'm a big Google Drive fan boi n everything but not being able to duplicate whole folders and their subfolders in one go is a right old pain in the backside.

Out of mince pies. Code red.

And lo, for one day of the year, the thundering machines lay silent, for it were Christmas day.

Chat with Ferg today. "Daddy what's on my dinosaur badge?" Jurassic Park. "Does it have swings and a slide." No. "Daddy, Jurassic park is a rubbish park, I don't want to play there." Sure, no problem Ferg.

Me age 21. 'Oh, it's Friday, what would be fun would be to go out get lashed and dance till 3am.' Me age 41. 'Oh, it's Friday, what would be fun would be to put rhubarb yoghurt on my cereal. You know, as a treat like.' I know how to live.

Ski jumping is bonkers.

If I wanted to get a notification when a domain lapses, what tool should I use? (Asking for me)

Ah Rugby. Pints.

This week in our house, it's vomit week apparently. Delightful.

Crying. Take a moment

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Al's Kitchen evil john robins