he calls it morning wood i call it breakfast

when another woman compliments me I wag my tail like a damn dog so fast, it just warms my soul

you see this tweet DO IT (or I steal your food) !! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’7 1/2 ☆ zodiac: virgo queen ♍︎ ☆ smoke: fuck no ☆ tattoos: 6 :D ☆ piercings: 11 hehe ☆ fav color: PINKKKK like the color of my toe ☆ fav drink: raspberry poppi 🤤

i ♥️ nerds

when he lowk a nerd so now u gotta lock in and get him pregnant

the art of biting chunks out of each other for fun

just got my long overdue wax done so I no longer have to braid the bush shut together I’m free

MARK MY WORDS. I will make this man my wife end of story

everybody around me treats me like the princess that i am so get with the program or leave me alone