Clear schedule, Full balls, Can't cum

Dumbass tattoo of the year you were born

Some of you truly just deserve worse

my grandma used to tell me that one day everything in life will make sense grandma was also full of shit so take that with a grain of sand

Gay on a boat call that the Bitanic

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I forgot the sun rises in the morning so thank god 17 people posted it on their Snapchat stories to remind me

The bartender should cut me off when I start handing them beer bottles that are still cold

I'm gonna fuck it

I love to sell drugs

You got a stinky butt lil bro

I cannot stress this enough but shitty sports bars need to stop putting onion rings on burgers. They are to be enjoyed separately

Idolizing celebrities and professional athletes is still gay

Your honor this actually is my first rodeo

Your 20s are for being gay

It's 👏 not 👏 a 👏 fucking 👏 grilled 👏 cheese 👏 if 👏 you 👏 add 👏 meat 👏 to 👏 it

Translation for simps part 1 Her tweet: I want to go to this new restaurant but it's sooooooo expensive Translation: send me 200 dollars