That’s because teachers see their students everyday

my next fitness goal: “a new bombshell has entered the villa” 😭

Look, humanity’s organic blueprint was to eat fruit, cuddle with their soulmate and swim under waterfalls. We have totally lost the plot.

Saucy Santana being real hip hop >>

if Gilded Age ever gets canceled I hope they end the entire show with a flash forward of everyone boarding the Titanic

Pound cake competition going from actual cakes to ass…

hot take: they need to stop in inviting people to the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, whose content can barely be viewed by children.

Iran will definitely cook…

I start my job as an assistant music teacher today. I’m making these kids sing “IF YA WANNA BE SOMEBODY, IF YA WANNA GO SOMEWHERE, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION!”

too many bombshells. not enough time spent in original couples. not enough dates. too much production influenced drama. too much authority given to islanders. #loveislandsusa

hang it in the louvre.

I did no know Kirk Franklin was an Aquarius 😂

I need another Sudanese plug cause im out of Bakhoor 😭

Y'all know how much cooler the city would be if we had more trees

I missed my Sunday Ritual of watching The Gilded Age 😭

I really want to see Weapons but I am not built for Scary movies. I barely got through Sinners the first time 😂

Why tf did this man bring me 4 bags of bok choy as a Sub for my Spinach and collards Imma scream