Waiting for RFK Jr to ban these chemical-dyed liquid toxins that have poisoned the best minds of America.

Does anyone know where I can get a Zohran sign

Hey Andrew Cuomo you failed at your come back… you are still a grandma slayer and a pervert!

Need to be this drunk friday

STAY FOCUSED NO DISTRACTIONS AND GRIND

We must retain Eric Adams as a dignitary who attends flag raising ceremonies etc

He looks great.

My butt is humongous

I could set a world record for farting

I scream in my sleep sometimes

Three glasses of red and she’s been playing on my phone

He’s in the fuhrerbunker stage of his mayoralty. they’re going to hand out cyanide capsules at Zero Bond

Absolutely desperate oppo from a campaign that is going to lose

They had gathered to screw in a lightbulb

Ever since I was young I dreamed about laying duradeck, visquine, and membrane in Bryant park

Sux having a shit job that’s not even cool. At least woodie Guthrie sounded badass talking about leaning on a pressure drill and dumping hot slag way down the road

Everyone’s talking like trader Joe’s doesn’t have chicken breast

You just don’t Get It