He’s back !!!

So many TV programmes featuring celebrities doing ordinary feats, often alongside the celebrity labelled mere ‘ordinary members of the public’. I’m really sorry, but I rarely know which is which. #grumpyoldman

Today I’ll sit in my studio and write an arrangement, mix a jingle and have a Skype conference call...alone...same as most days. Composer, arranger, producer, self-isolator.

Watching TV a little more than usual. What happened to music in ads? Used to be such an intriguing medium. Now just a load of old songs ruined by shocking edits. 5/4 11/8 bars are obviously cutting edge. Some idiot creative with garage band doth not a musician make #grumpyoldman

“Is a visit the the pub ever essential?” The question being posed right now on Good Morning Britain What a stupid question #grumpyoldman #music #musician #arranger #producer

Will I be too fat to enter bake off when we’re out the other side. Plenty of practice going on...#music #musician #plantbased #nobeerforayear

Gotta be pleased with my spicy banana curry #selfisolation #music #musician #arranger #producer #gettingfat

According to every single reporter and newscaster on every single TV station and radio station these are “extraordinary times”. Please sign off with something different #noshitsherlock #language #script #dumbdown

Brilliant screenplay / creative writers. Who do we know? Asking for a friend. Please PM me. Stay safe peeps x #writer #screenplay #musician #producer #arranger

Does self isolation mean I have time to watch The Irishman?

It’s amazing how frugal one can be with toilet paper if one really tries

Headed West instead of my usual route East on my walk yesterday. Swapped the serenity of Victoria Park for the magnificence of Central London’s monuments and architecture and avoided crowds.

Working on something super exciting with the genius that is mr Steve Sidwell I can’t wait for you all to hear it! 🙌🏽 eeeeek!!!!

Surely the American people deserve better than these retards running the country and some states. I hope they know what theyre doing and I’m wrong, but I fear a crisis turning to disaster

When you are a few feet from the American President, you are advising him based on a lifetime of experience and expertise and you now can no longer pretend he is anything other than a deranged moron ....

Proof positive that every cloud has a silver lining.

In these unprecedented times, we are very proud to have supported our friends at BBC Events and the Royal British Legion in the audio production for tonights '75th anniversary of VE day concert' @bandofthecoldstreamguards Steve Sidwell Beverley Knight💙 #VEDay75

Excellently and eloquently explained by David Baddiel

.Parkinson's UK #BigComedyShakeUp with an absolutely stellar line up, featuring 🤣 Ed Gamble @sindhuvfunny 🎤 Tommy Blaize Steve Sidwell and 🤣 Semi-Toned 💙 Final few tables left Roundhouse 26/04/22 More info and links 👇🤣👇🎤👇🤣 instagram.com/thebigcomedysh…