Woman infront of me at the IOW Festival 'I love Peter Crouch and want him inside me right now' Certainly wasn't expecting that.

Only in Leek 😂

25ft Jeff Goldblum statue pops up in London to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, which was June 11th, a month ago. Also none of the movie was filmed in London nor is Jeff Goldblum a native of the English capital. So let's just bask in its nonsensical glory.

A 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum emerged in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park. 🦖

2010-2012 was the most horrendous time x.com/BSmith/status/…

This morning I joined the CWU picket line at BT Tower to stand in solidarity with BT and Openreach staff on their first strike in 35 years. Workers deserve a pay rise!

Remembering Sonisphere 2011. Unleash the Dogs of Rock!

Swear modern car lights are so bright, cant see shit with them driving towards you down country roads.

This guy flew his family 12000 miles to see the non-league club he managed on Championship Manager 01/02 What a guy bbc.in/2yDmFLC

We had an actual chat with actual Jeff Goldblum and it was amazing Claire Lim

I spend most of my days off watching Jeff Goldblum interviews on youtube

Love that Mr krabs daughter is a whale

The wife said” here’s £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there’s any money left’ get yourself a beer.

Dark Souls

Frank: "A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store.." Charlie: "Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!"

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Five years on and I'm still not over how horrendous mad men was, so much hype.