I just want to go to concerts again 😩😩😩

The next time you hear Mr Brightside in a packed bar again is going to be biblical

I need to know who drives my car for me when I zone out and always still end up at my destination in one piece

My brain- “I should probably pack for my business trip tomorrow” Also my brain- “My beds really comfy right now, maybe I’ll wait until tomorrow morning and rush around”

Rumor has it, this is what started Covid in 2020 #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

Gas attendant @ Giant took his job was too seriously & yelled at me because I wanted to fill up my car & 𝐧𝐢𝐤 ‘s in on transaction and he said “Don’t make me get ✨management✨ involved “ lol

Got my first dose of the vaccine yesterday and i can literally SEE sounds now and run 6x faster🥵

I swear we went from April 2020 to April 2021 in 9 days

Ohh what a beautiful day🤙🏻

Goodmorning everyone except anti-vax ppl

My coworker told me the only Harry Potter movie she watched was “The Prince of Azurban”

Ticketmaster: Your tickets are $46 each Me: ok Ticketmaster: oh plus you have your fees as listed below -Fun fee: $17.43 -Online fee: $7.99 -Fee to cut down the tree for ticket: $43.99 -Convenience fee:$4.95 Your total is $279.99 Oh, and do you want insurance for $20.99?

Me vs the guy she told me not to worry about...

Mother Nature said we don’t deserve spring weather this year & yeeted us right into the middle of July

Not my anxiety thinking people will think I’m “Anti-Vax” if I’m wearing a mask, and then thinking I “don’t believe in the virus” if i don’t wear one 🥵😂

It costs $0 to be ✨nice✨

Only 2 days of work separates me from picking up a Porsche in Florida and consuming multiple bottles of Tequila for the week 😈🤤

Whipping this around Daytona is definitely one of the highlights of the week so far😍

Shut up. Work harder.

Felt prett awesome being on a Zoom call with Marcus Lemonis today! Ready to crush this #ultimatervshow Gander RV