why is everyone trying to gaslight me into believing halloweekend is right now instead of this upcoming weekend

Missing Theo a lot today as always. One of my favorite mems is the time when he nearly set the kitchen on fire while making latkes. But in this moment he did the thing he was always so good at doing which was making us laugh so hard we cried. And the latkes were delicious.

A vote for Prop 36 is a vote against the gains made thanks to Prop 47. Don’t take #California backwards! Vote #NoOn36!

NAOMI GIRMA FIRST INTERNATIONAL GOAL

DODGERS DID IT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FIRST NAOMI GIRMA SCORES 2 BUT REALLY 3 AND THEN THEY DO IT

weekly report available: you spent a normal amount of time on your phone. also you are beautiful and have a captivating energy

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

I think they meant to put Nealy as goalie 😌

I’m sick

Tik tok has last day of high school vibes right now and it’s kind of perfect

i hate it hereeeee

THAT'S A WAVE FC WIN 🌊

Flying to Sacramento… I call that plane Lady Bird

Over 1000 San Diegans signed the petition telling City Council to pull funding from ALPR and fund parks, libraries, and other essential services. City Council votes tomorrow at 1pm on whether to pull funding. Sign the petition and share with five friends: bit.ly/trust-sign25

How I feel about Bowdoin alum Zohran winning the primary must be how people feel when their school wins an sec championship

Finally living my dreams of being a WAG watching my boyfriend play 2K

Sending 💜 to Savannah DeMelo

This is the same ridiculous strategy the Dems used in 2020 with Sara Gideon and look how great that turned out.

One thing about me… I won’t be texting you back. Best way to reach me? Show up in person. Break into my house.