Carson Beck: 16/28 for 100 yards, two INTs, no touchdowns. Georgia up 23-0 at the half. This college football season in a nutshell.

Disney execs: “Millennial nostalgia is really big right now, how do we capitalize on that?” “A Goosebumps TV series.” “Perfect, who should we cast?” “Ross Geller.” “David Schwimmer? Fine by me! Who else?” “An actor whose actual name is Zack Morris.” “Sign the deal.”

Not today, Satan

Rank the Gamecocks inside the top 20 and let the chips fall where they may the rest of the month. They are playing like one of the 12 best teams in the country.

The playoff committee knows. Do the right thing.

Texas doesn’t need to run any plays outside the tackles the rest of this game.

Is this what all Millennials’ FB Marketplace looks like or just me?

There is nothing to glean from non-playoff bowl games in the era of NIL and opt-outs. They do not validate or invalidate the committee’s decision. This is the Wild West. A couple just got married by an ordained Cheez-It mascot. The Tony the Tiger Bowl is a thing.

When you’re doing whatever it is Illinois is doing, it’s because you don’t believe you can win on the field.

There is no conclusion to draw from getting this call wrong on review other than Texas had to advance. So very bad.

South Carolina graduate Mitch Jeter vying for MVP of the Sugar Bowl.

Stop the count

Gamecocks women don’t have the personnel to take their foot off the pedal. “Sorry we beat you by 40+ and scored a hundred, we didn’t have anyone else.”

In fairness to Hopkins, he preceded the Clemson era of pick plays in championship games.

Milaysia Fulwiley remains the most dynamic player in the country.

At age 40 you start getting the large print version of everything.

I endured the entirety of this LSU-Texas game so that you didn’t have to. LSU somehow stayed in it until the end despite not being anything close to full strength. That said, Gamecocks should win by double digits tomorrow.