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Communion goes down best with booze.

It's no coincidence that a crucifix makes a really good bottle opener.

If you're going to splurge on anyone, shouldn't it be God?

Drinking can quench your thirst. Drinking too much can send you to hell. Being thirsty in hell would be miserable.

Patience is a virtue. Patiently sipping is an even bigger one.

If wine is God’s blood, beer is God’s happy tears.

Let’s face it: drinking is probably the least sinful thing you’ll do tonight.

A glass of beer is a great way to calm nerves. Our guess is you’re going to be pretty nervous when you meet your creator.

Love thy neighbor. Even if you let them know through a drunk dial.

God loves a good laugh, and you’re pretty hilarious when you’re drunk.