Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t a hero. Ashli Babbitt isn’t a martyr. And the people who stormed the Capitol aren’t patriots. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot and an as*hole.

Knowledge is knowing what crudité is. Wisdom is not putting salsa on it.

Periodic reminder to the press that if it’s raining and some batshit fascist cult leader says that it isn’t, your job is not to report to us that there are differing views about the weather. It’s to look out the fucking window.

40 minutes after the interview had been due to start, an aide came over. The president, he said, was suggesting I wear a headscarf, because it’s the holy months of Muharram and Safar. 3/7

And so we walked away. The interview didn’t happen. As protests continue in Iran and people are being killed, it would have been an important moment to speak with President Raisi. 7/7

44 billion dollars to be the main character

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

Liza Minnelli has outlived Tucker Carlson’s time at Fox News

There is a special place in hell for people who watch all this happen and choose to do nothing. #bloodontheirhands

If Warner Bros Discovery can afford to pay its CEO David Zaslav $286 million in compensation over the past 2 years, it can afford to pay its writers much better wages and benefits. Mr. Zaslav: Listen to the Boston University students and the Writers Guild. Pay your writers.

It’s Tony Awards weekend and that means it’s time to post this incredible clip of the late-great Michael Jeter and the cast of Grand Hotel performing on the ceremony. He won a Tony for that role. He is dearly missed. x.com/Slade/status/1…

Did ANYONE have the range Alan Arkin had? Hilarious, sinister, insane, tragic. No mood he couldn’t live in. RIP.

Twitter is an X’ing mess.

taylor lautner you stay away from that baby

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As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and