shifts would be a lot cooler if steve actually did something instead of drooling over the female customers & fixing his hair in the ice cream counter glass yeah, this is a callout post @protectiveidiot

the hell is a dusty bun ? like, a fuckin dust bunny ?

as a kid, i never thought i’d get sick of eating ice cream but i’m on my third dish of uss butterscotch & i’m pretty sure my organs are shutting down

fourth dish... im no coward

update i am ill

next person who comes in five minutes before closing for ice cream gets their jaw spun 🍦

im forming a beat up steve club. we beat up steve

any takers ???