Not all nannies are human beings. Please pray for your kids.

My Whatsapp went from "can't live without it" to "why am I even opening this app?"

Wow 9 2 5👏🏿👏🏿 We learn everyday

If you really want to break the ice with a Nigerian girl, just say ‘send your account number.’ 😅

GSM!!!!😭😭

Do people tweet from congo?

5:1 soon!

🚨🚨BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP OFFERS TO SEND IN US MILITARY TO TAKE CONTROL OF MEXICAN CARTELS: 🔥”IF MEXICO WANTED HELP WITH THE CARTELS WE WOULD BE HONORED TO GO IN & DO IT!"🔥 Things are escalating very fast..

Lol

Some things you don’t heal from, you just learn to live with it and hope for the best or is that healing? Truly, knowledge can be a curse, a burden you might have to carry for the rest of your life. The person that said ignorance is bliss didn’t lie; sometimes the oblivious ones

Wait… how did I just notice these 3 apps literally spell “OMG”?

If you ask her out and she says no… try sudo. 😂

Some have Alopecia Areata, an autoimmune disorder causing unpredictable hair loss.

Is this cultural pride or protectionism? I’m curious how this plays out long term.

Define 'shiii'

The next big innovation might actually make us more disconnected.