Dear Natalie Portman I am withdrawing my invitation to join me for a night out on the lash in Newcastle. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70 ton predator with teeth the size of a banana, but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlurps them down whole like a fucking vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world.

BREAKING: Music legend Bruce Springsteen just released this incredible song that will be sure to piss Trump off beyond belief. “Streets of Minneapolis”. He wrote this song about Alex Pretti and Renée Good Saturday and recorded it yesterday. Share it far and wide and play it

Norsk: Ah, endelig sover barna Svensk: Fan Jason, äntligen sover barnisen! Dansk: PIS, PÅ MINE PATTER, MOGENS! NU, HENSOVER FANDME, DEM DER FUCKING, MINI-MOLBOER!!!

Probably nothing...

⚡JUST IN - Trump accused of raping a 13-yo in newly released epstein files

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ just published highly disturbing Files about Trump and then DELETED them. We screen captured them before they were deleted. Please share these documents far and wide. Don’t let them cover THIS up!! krassencast.com/p/breaking-eps…

I don't know who needs to hear this but the current President of the United States raped children

I might believe these Epstein allegations about Trump if he was accused in the past by 27 different women of sexual assault, found liable for it, bragged on tape/video about grabbing women, going backstage while girls were changing at pageants, and how hot his daughter was.

Turns out pizza-gate was more or less real, but full of Republicans and not Hillary or Obama. Go figure.

Even I’m stumped now, I can tell you how fascism ends but pedo sado snuff torture billionaire rape club nazis are beyond even me

Fuldstændig vanvittigt spot on. Sølvpapirshattene havde (i hvert fald et stykke hen ad vejen) ret i pizzagate og babymord og alligevel stemte de på en kandidat det var i kernen af det hele.

I believe everyone owes their conspiracy friend an apology today.

Apologize to your conspiracy theorist friend.

Pretty much.

Når Berit (62) står bakerst i køen på Kiwi, men det åpnes ny kasse

Scientists from the public university of Manchester managed to create this 3D model of the exact faces of Cain and Abel according to biblical accounts.

Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

with a silver medal today, Sturla Holm Lægreid has officially medaled in all five men's biathlon events of the Olympics, incredible he also managed to give four normal post-race interviews

Kæmpe sturlabøf!