Shoutout to my perfect fiancee. I complained about spending too much h money on stuff to be snowed in and she sent me $50. If only Twitter would let me tag her. Love you baby. Stream in 30

It was so cold today that the container on my nicotine pouches got so brittle that it shattered in my back pocket. Who wants a dip!?

we live twitch.tv/squirrel_lxrd p p p p p p party til I die Lost in the Sauce

That is a spider....who caught and is holding a full sized mouse 😳😳 What are you doing if you see this in your house?

Went full cat mode today. Just ate drank and slept alllll day in this snow

I will punch you in your little baby teeth if you do this to my meal

No streaming or gaming tonight. Potentially back tomorrow. My potassium levels have dropped again and my hands have been cramping all day. Haaaaalp

My fiancée is coming to town tonight I can’t fucking wait. I got 4 days off work so I’m chillin. Streams back Wednesday where we finally start playing resident evil again. See yall next week

The new Mark movie confused me and I fell asleep twice. 5/10. I hate movies where someone’s in the same place the whole time

38% thc is INSANE. Here’s to legal weed

I WAS planning on streaming tonight but guess who’s back in urgent care so to a work related injury

Many years ago I got hammered at a Carwash I worked at. And instead of being punished. The owner sent me home with pockets full of fireworks and said “enjoy your day off” easy to say I was a MENACE on the main roads with m80s

Life throws you weird curveballs. Like a liquor store you regularly go to that shares your grandmothers name

I am apparently bad at setting my alarms bc I just had my 8:30 AM alarm go off now on my Google home. How.

Rip Jack Karlson. He was just trying to eat a succulent Chinese meal. You in fact did not know your judo

Imagine being the person who responds with the AI generated responses from your iPhone. GO TO SLEEP SHHHHHH

Streams back tonight. I found a new shop simulator game so we’re going to open up a cozy little gaming store. I’ve been itching for another good sim game. See yall tonight at 7pm est Lost in the Sauce

Why’s this mf still talkin dogshit after being knocked out on two separate streams. With the collar on.

Anyone else’s YouTube been acting up. It keeps telling me videos are unavailable and when I go full screen it just buffers. Wtf

I’d rather catch a Charlie horse than my hands both cramp up at once. Holy shit do I need to up my potassium bc my hands turned into Ricky Berwick for about 5 mins and that shit was painful af