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Squiiddish

@squiiddish

Retired career streamer, still GMing the @UGTshow on twitch.tv/ugtshow
Community at discord.gg/squiiddish
Business contact: [email protected]

ID: 317819638

linkhttp://www.twitch.tv/ugtshow calendar_today15-06-2011 14:40:51

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Advertising. Plastic was about to be regulated out of existence when they discovered the magic of green branding. It's recyclable! You can keep using it, it totally doesn't all end up in the ocean! Without the recyclable spin we would have ditched plastic decades ago.

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We have successfully hit the ~6-8 month mark from a critically acclaimed, wildly popular and extremely successful game releasing. It is now time to pretend it was actually never cool, everyone always hated it, and it has no redeeming qualities. Every. Single. Time.

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I read the first column and was like you've got to be kidding me everybody knows every single one of those words and then I read the second column and it took a minute for my brain to register it was English

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I legitimately have not watched more than an hour or two total of streaming since I retired from my channel Everyone that followed me, love you all, I truly do not know how you do it. The platform is unwatchable.

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i can't lie whenever someone claims vanilla terraria is a wiki game there's like a 90% chance whatever example they use is just them being stupid and blaming the game for it

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This is so funny conceptually. The idea of a studio just failing to remake their own game. They're just like guys.. we couldn't do it. Sorry

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The flaw with this logic is that it assumes a job has a divine purpose. It even says it at the end- "that's what jobs are for". Jobs are an exchange of money for a service that both parties agree is worth that much money. That's all a job is. It has no pre-ordained purpose.

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yes YESSSSS this is just what I wanted, another shooter game where you get shot once, triple backflip into a corner to do different 7 heroin injection animations

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I'm sorry to say if you think any current FPS is the highest skill gap game around you are incurably stupid. I'm afraid it's terminal. I have been successfully ragebaited

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so go get them and have them on hand how are we so far gone that we made "you should probably have an ID" a partisan issue what happened here

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The fact that someone can post something like this, earnestly thinking "haha, that guy saying I stand for criminals is such a kook, right?", trying and honestly believing that punishments like this are TOO SEVERE for such crimes we're in actual literal hell