One very real #Blizzard2013 tip: clear all piled snow away from where your furnace vents outside. Carbon monoxide = very bad.

Cafe de Paris where old folks, French trivia and free pizza happen to be what's happening with my partner in sweats Lay ZBoy

The Munroe Duo is so bad ass even with a lead we left early #dontgiveafuck Lay ZBoy

"If you're bald, I'm bald" -- man shaves his head alongside his girlfriend with cancer huff.to/12LZAQO

When young couples already dance like they're in their 60's you know they keep it hot in the bedroom

This is the night of the shortest men I have ever seen in my life, do they even have penises? Swollen belly buttons?

When drunk people eat their food with their eyes closed it makes me want to vomit.

Are animal humane organizations in competition to make people cry more? #kittyeyeboogies #starvinghorse

Probably the sexiest thing you can do during sex is wave at the other person.

My favorite moment of the night.. " wait am I carrying out his bag??" Lay ZBoy

Sad day in #Boston, thank god for the heroes working hard at @BIMChealth, Brigham and Women's Hospital, Boston Medical Center

#prayforboston

"The terrorists will fail because Bostonians did not turn from their fellow men -- they turned toward them." huff.to/15bvOpI

So impressed by the support from all over the world. Scary when bombs go off in your own hometown. #PrayforBoston #BOSTON

Yeah, Senate, no background checks are necessary. Things are chuggin' along smoothly. Go fuck yourselves!

Please pray for our hero Officer Richard H. Donohue's recovery #MBTA

One thing I never thought I'd be doing is talking my sister through the chaos of gunfire, bombs and her house being searched. #BOSTON

It's been a bad week, but thanks for hanging in with us! #FuckThisWeek

My sister is now safe!! Thank you to all of the police, medics, FBI who made this happen. #Watertown #bostonstrong

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