How to gain eternity (a simple recipe) 1) Calculate the equivalent energy of your rest mass (say, for m=70 kg, E=mc²=6.3·10^18 J) 2) Choose a preferred frequency (i.e. azure light f=6.15·10^14 Hz) (1/n)

You can measure the speed of light at home using just a microwave and a bar of chocolate!

The B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Hi everyone! We have a meeting today from 6-7 on the discord! We’ll be watching an egg drop video and playing some games 🤩🤩

This paper has been cited 1163 times, except it DOES NOT EXIST. This 'paper' was used in a style guide as a citation example, was included in some papers by accident, and then propagated from there, illustrating how some authors don't read *titles* let alone abstracts or papers

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Beware of the Skull and Crossbones Nebula! ☠️ NGC 2467 is a star-forming region characterized by a haunting appearance. What do you see within the clouds of dust and gas? A skull? The Terminator? Or maybe a monkey? Credit: ESO

We just announced that - for the first time - we’ve confirmed H2O💧 in sunlit☀️ areas of the Moon. This indicates that water might be distributed across the lunar surface. go.nasa.gov/2Hxcy1k

Look cute – and I won’t delete later. Greetings from the Red Planet! I took another selfie as I explored a new spot dubbed “Mary Anning,” where I'm analyzing drill samples. I conducted experiments on them in my continued search for organic molecules. go.nasa.gov/3eUR9f9

I just rendered the smallest ever Christmas tree: a fully decorated pinene molecule! Ok, the shape is not conventional, but still I claim the Guinness record. #lifeatcentral

Happy first day of classes!! 📚✏️

Hi everyone! Hopefully your week has gone well so far!! We have a meeting today from 7-8pm on discord where eboard will discuss some coolio physics news Hope to see you there! ❤️💛❤️

Hello World! We will be meeting tonight from 7-8pm to listen to a talk by the one and only @lacluyze 💛Hope to see you there!!❤️

Somebody did a simulation of a giant 🍌 orbiting around the 🌍 at the distance of the ISS. And, surprisingly, it challenges our intuitions of how orbiting objects would look like in the sky.

‼️MEETING TODAY‼️ Our meeting will be tonight in discord from 7-8pm. We’ll be playing the Wikipedia game, so get your thinking caps on!

oSTEM and Society of Physics Students are hosting a Q&A session for anyone interested in our GRE prep course on campus. Use this link to join the meeting this Thursday at 7:30: cmich.webex.com/meet/moore1ah