i can’t even blame ovulation nomore, i think this the real me

Men know that pregnancy is burden on women. Men know that pregnancy is burden on women. Men know that pregnancy is burden on women. Men know that pregnancy is burden on women. Men know that pregnancy is burden on women. Men know that pregnancy is burden on women.

boyfriend requirements: - is a nerd - thinks i’m pretty - likes my milkers - will eat it

men are so cute when they're openly and unapologetically in love with you

“I’m not on TikTok” You’re not better than us. We know you’re on instagram reels scrolling your time away too. Only that you’re watching 4 week old videos ripped from TikTok

imagine dating me n then boom i jus start biting the fuck out of u

am i the only socialist who didn't have a fucking nazi phase

This would end influencing in the United States as we know it

not google maps being ran through omfg…. That hole is loose mamaaa

I’M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU ASK ME

hearing all the stars while the black panther credits were rolling for the first time was a top 5 theater experience

so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed

the hottest thing a man can do is be a loverboy

Idc what nobody says. People were NOT this weird before COVlD

people my age starting families, getting married, having kids and i’m just like this in my room

i think the hottest thing a man can do is admit he was nervous before seeing u

tb* not only deserves a sequel, but a holiday special and a whole SERIES dedicated to them about wtf happened in those 14 months

"your ship will never be canon" I'M AWARE THANK YOU?? THAT'S WHY I'M SHIPPING THEM

and we didn’t get ONE (1) maysilee leak