In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording...

my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”

no one: outback steakhouse commercial: STAYK AND LOIBSTAH ONLY HEEUH FOH A LEEMITED TOIME

The birds outside my window at 6 am

Not me.....

finding nemo came out in 2003 and clownfish only live 3-5 years so good morning nemo is dead

Just got on to say ciaobinashop.com & is Britney Spears okay? That’s all

Do you have 151 tabs open in your safari app or are you normal ??¿?¿

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

Alexa, blow dry my hair.

I miss my roomies

Well 14 days into 2018 and so far I've had the flu, and got in a car wreck so I guess I'll try again next year !!

Deleting Snapchat x.com/hollypower2/st…

sorry if I don’t watch ur story anymore I literally don’t know how

It's 2018 why can't I travel with my whole closet

Lmao this boy with a fake Gucci bag just asked me for my number. I said I had a boyfriend. He was like “damn I was trynna take you dinner in my Beamer out there” and pointed to MY car.