You never forget the first time you got gunged in our death trap tank. When the dribble of gunge completely misses you, when all you can hear is “back a bit, left a bit”. Unmistakable #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Do you like hearing loads of loud sound effects when you’re wanking over gunge porn? You’ve come to the right place #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Visit our webshite to see us gunge a celebrity you’ve never heard of #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

We are aware that the sheer number of animations on our website are causing some laptops to overheat and explode. We are working on this over the weekend. It will take us a while to update the website as it has more pages than Wikipedia #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Season 21 is underway so we’ve splashed out and bought some different colour tape to cover that broken bit of plastic on the front of the tank #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

We’ve just launched season 21 even though we’ve not had our 20th anniversary yet 🤪 #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

We could spend money on a decent amount of gunge in each show. We spent it on branded t shirts instead. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

More and more LED lights will definitely distract viewers from our shit gunge tank #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Our Spring Sale is ending soon on June 1st! Our Summer Sale is starting soon on June 2nd! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Thomas has decided not to shoot with us after finally watching his first show back. We will replace him with a gunge fan who we won’t pay. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

We’ve turned off replies on Twitter because we’re sick of your opinions. Just buy the content and STFU #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

It’s buy one get one free on all our shows! Except you have to email us and ask for the free show,which you probably won’t ever get. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

We’re celebrating our 20th anniversary despite it being the wrong year 🤪 #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Love Island is past its best and people stopped watching years ago, so the rejects from this year are perfect match for our show! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

What is Project Alpha? We’re going to spend lots of time boasting about a new tank and then we’re not going to build it. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Experience customer review: “400 quid over two years ago….. taken until recently to organise on their part” “One tank of gunge only, one full bucket of fresh gunge thrown and I, yes me had to supply the foam" umd.net/forums/warning… #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

Pleased to say that we’ve delivered on this promise #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

“Help me” #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

The latest reviews are in! umd.net/forums/what-ha… “I don't know what on earth they were thinking with the site design, it's such a clunky mess of unnecessary effects that would freeze my browser.” #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed

The viewers trying to see the model behind a wall of cling film #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #slimed