You met me at a very North Korean time in my life

When my friend asks which Brooklyn gay bar we’re going to, when he knows damn well what the plan is

The voice to text feature on my phone is so inaccurate that it has led me to believe I am completely incomprehensible to everyone around me and no one close to me has ever had the heart to mention it

Listening to all the new releases today

Had a beautiful Sunday showing my dog the greater LGBQE Region

This is what Pop Up Bagels is like, to me

Just did this meme in real life to a boy about Diane Keaton

Alright let me get into this “Boots” program everyone is talking about

it depends honestly😭

It’s Jessica

Jacob Elordi if you’re seeing this twin, where do we buy jeans

Cher’s Bob Dylan covers >>>

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Grateful to have friends who bake and eat cake

This morning I used the end of a can of pumpkin to make pumpkin pancakes and when I realized I didn’t have any maple syrup I just thinned out some homemade apple butter for a topping

ATP I’m kind of obsessed with this saga

I fear we’re headed for another ‘Jason Derulo falls down the stairs at the met gala’ with this one. Or a ‘Brooke Candy says Joe Biden is a whole ass mood’ thing. People will forget this was a joke and it will stick in their memory as something that actually happened

The extreme popularity of this sound has me convinced the children long for a Girl Talk album—they don’t know they want it, but they do

Fine, here you go