Me looking for that dropped contact lens

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that feeling when the puff of air hit your eye

Sounds like a short flight…

Keen to see where this goes..

You’re safe for now, VAR…

Hey, we’ve all been there.

Hi Aston Villa would you like us to pop over on Monday?

We were going to release a new line of lens cloths at 8am on Tuesday. Feels like it’s been overshadowed…

As he faced the sun he cast no shadow, but also put his eyes at risk of overexposure to harmful UV rays.

New eye tests in all stores until 9am Saturday...

Please stop calling us just because you can’t see a certain email in your inbox

The Ticketmaster queue’s so long even we can’t see the front… #Oasis

Might as well make the most of it... #Ticketmaster

Hello Emirates can you let us in please

Yep, the calendar app on your phone really says “September” today 😳

POV: your optician is asking you whether it’s better or worse

Fed up of losing? Let us turn your club around...

We’re wiping our glasses but it’s still saying San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 have won after 20 years. We’re seeing football heritage right now.

Who wants to say it?